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Magical dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded
about a table watching a little show. On the table was an
upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner
was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its
owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000
for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in
anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before
a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you
remember to light the candle under the pot?"
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