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Looking to buy a frog?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I
show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other
pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks
his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender,
"If I show you an even better trick, will you give me
free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender
agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than
the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a
tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds
to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and
pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with
the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts
him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry,"
the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger
increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No,"
he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again
increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man
finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in
exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That
frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him
go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it."
the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special.
You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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