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Imagining he sees things
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with
holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What
do you have in there, pal?"
"A mongoose."
"What for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk
I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why
I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those
are imaginary snakes."
"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend
the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
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