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I didn't get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and
left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My
father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're
depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How
sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely
nothing!"
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