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I bet you were drinking
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.
He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at
which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he
returns home on foot.
When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone,
so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.
Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and
lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except
that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets,
and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly.
Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood,
so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough,
his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage
as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.
The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting,
and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some
good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.
"Well, you really tied one on last night," she
said. "Where'd you go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off
for a couple of beers."
"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied.
"You got plastered last night. Where did you go?"
"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was
when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids
stuck to the mirror."
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