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I bet i can bite my eyes
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his
tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus
tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing
that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet,
and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The
bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus
tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The
bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two
glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false
teeth and biting his other eye.
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