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Driving while very drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was
heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon
being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any
more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket
and had just given it to the driver before an accident in
the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming
back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in
the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state
troopers.
"Are you Mr. Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that
he was.
"Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for
driving under the influence?" Again, the man admitted
that was he.
"And what did you do then," the troopers asked."
The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.
"Where is your car now?" the troopers enquired.
The man answered that it was in the garage.
"May we see the car?" asked the troopers. The man
answered, "Sure," and opened the garage.
Inside the garage was the state troopers car.
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