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Drinks are on the house
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to
the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender."
So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That
will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money
so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a
drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again
the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says
he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws
him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for
all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?"
replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when
you drink."
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