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Common traits in drunks
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks
if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes
the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland
too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland
are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm
from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What
school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I
graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I
went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down
at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the
bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The
O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
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