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A very very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me
two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both
now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want
them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy
here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his
pocket.
The bartender asks "He can drink?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink."
So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little
guy drinks it all up.
"That's amazing" says the bartender. "What
else can he do, can he walk?"
The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says,
"Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down
to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs
back down and gives it to the man.
The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing"
he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"
The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about
that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch
doctor's powers!"
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