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A monkey goes to a bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first
sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar,
a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him
before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies
the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and
says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The
pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
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