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A man drinks too fast
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender
looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and
make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches
the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so
on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were
served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's
doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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