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A girlfriend is in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned
something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender,
concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When
he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and
his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his
head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea
to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to
the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked
back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's
so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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