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Two vampire bats
One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave.
One said, "Man, I'm starving! I need to get some blood!"
And he flew out of the cave.
He returned about three hours later with blood dripping from
his mouth.
"Where'd you get the blood?" the other bat
asked.
"Well, you fly out of the cave, and you see the first
tree on the left?"
"Yes," the other bat replied.
"Well, I didn't."
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