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The preacher's donkey
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told
the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique
way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make
the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only
way to make the donkey stop, was to say, "Amen!"
The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got
on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!"
shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!"
shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This
is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah,"
he rode off very proud of his new purchase.
The man traveled for a long time through some mountains.
Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember
the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the
man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.
"Oh, no... Bible!....Church!...Please Stop!!" shouted
the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting
closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally, in desperation,
the man said a prayer. "Please, dear Lord. Please make
this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain,
In Jesus name, AMEN."
The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the
edge of the cliff.
"HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man.
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