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Talking dog for sale
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog
for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard
and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so
I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there
and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies,
and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This
dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
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