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Singing Fish
Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told
me he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing
like a bird.'
Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish
because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'
Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'
Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach
a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with
a parrot fish.'
Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish
CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving
me
crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
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