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Pet shop monkeys
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals
on display. While he was there, another customer walked in
and went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out
a monkey.
He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying,
"That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked
out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said,
"That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only
a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program
in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That
one's even more expensive - $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented
programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful
stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third
monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck
read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one
costs more than all the others put together! What on earth
does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen
it do anything, but it says it's a consultant."
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