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On the run from a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown
bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front
of them.
The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers,
and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says,
"What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun
that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy
says. "I just need to outrun you."
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