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Bathing the cat
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your
cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that
he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to
grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and
make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash
and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run
outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
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